Knowledge
Wednesday Feb. 16 2011-
So i didnt feel like retyping this entire story back up…. so sorry. its from a chat conversation. The important names in the story are my roommates: emily & ali, bestfriend: raven, & my other friends i was initially downtown with: nolan, cara, whit, hannah, and carr(ington)…This ones a good one!!!
It’s cara’s 21 run. First time I actually effectively used my fake at the bars… all was well and fun and then i blacked out. my friend whit told me i could stay the nite at her place for the night. next thing i know everyones gone but me hannah nolan and ington. I insist on running home and my gf hannah attempts to tackle me to the ground a couple times. Failed attempts of course. Running away nolan catches me and wont let me go so i yell “RAPE” and of course he let me go and i sprinted away into the dark.
Middle of my sprint home I hurt my ankle leaping onto a curb. As helpless and pathetic as I was my dear friend raven saved me and swooped me up a couple blocks away from my house… better than nothing!!!
Anyways my friends whom i had just left were worried about me so they went back to there house and than drove to my house
They called emily and ali a billion times…no joke OF COURSE emily and ali didnt answer it was 230 AM and what could they possibly want to tell them…..well that was there logic but because they didnt answer their phones hannah nolana nd ington began throwing rocks at our house
screaming
and they got on our roof
lol
and also our garage was broken so it was stuck open
and they were pressing the garage open button hella so the motor would run and hopefully wake up my roommates.
Eager to make sure i was safe they were trying everything possible to wake them up….
and then FINALLY ali and emily opened the door and told them i was sleepin and okay….
WAIT ITS NOT OVER YET and then 15 min later carringotn keeps calling emily and ali and they just try to ingore them cuz they were WASTED and then proceeded to start yelling cunts and bitches open up and throwing more rocks lol
than ali let them in
and ington told her
that he broke his key in his car door
and was parked sideways in our driveway so ali and em couldnt get there cars. Ington INSISTS on moving alis car for her so she would be able to get it out in the morning….no such luck…
the 3 stooges aka hannah nolan and ington try to lift up ingtons car and move it but of course that didnt work and they ended up having to walk home at like 3something AM and AAA came the next day and got carringtons key outta his car and made him a new one… lol whhat a night.
I obviously bout an eighth and smoked everyone out the next day…i pissed a lot of ppl off haha
Saturday Feb. 12 (2011)-
Apparently you aren’t allowed any weed smoke in frats. haha blacklisted at theta chi go fucking figure. thank goodness weej is as legal as stealing red robin fry seasoning in bellingham…. fill the air with goodness
Friday Jan. 21 (2011)-
This night started off slow. Some friends decided to visit from home… upon there arrival 2 of my friends 1 boy and 1 girl had already killed a fifth on the way up…. . Shit shows… anyways started taking some shots of vodka. “prefunking” I slammed my alcohol and chaser down on our kitchen table and of course break it. Stand up say “fuck you guys” to my friends laughing and walk towards the paper towels….. fall straight on my ass! legs kicking in the air and all! it was a funny site to see. Anyways get to the party and next thing i knew my gf was outside in the front just laughin on the cement. She was totally passed out. The next morning they had to leave super early to get back for school…. one of my friends forgot her shoes and the guy had to borrow a tiny pair of sweatpants cuz our gf puked all over his lap!!! ooooOo whatta life
Thurs Jan. 6 (2011)-
This entire school year has pretty much sucked balls…. tonight we (I) had the novel idea to go to the freshman dorms and propose a trade. Smoked out a spliff in return for 2 late night guest pass meals….. myself and friend figured “who wouldn’t accept a smoke out?” well after we got ready and smoked ….waiting for the perfect time to leave so we’d have just enough time to smoke and go to late night… we wanted to spend the least amount of time possible there but couldn’t resist warm cookie night. Anyways our hearts were racing like a quarter back on game day. Couldn’t believe what we were doing we said “fuck it” and approach my old dorm. Knock Knock!! they open the door….we pitched our propsal to these boys… they mostly just got out of view of the door and just left it open. we were only talking to one and they didn’t seem intrigued at all! we were discourged and shocked our fool proof plan didnt work…. we than try another door. The guys tells us “he has plenty of weed”. . … again SHOCKED and didnt have a response… after the fact i wanted to say “who are you to talk you’re wearing a unicorn tshirt you fag”…. we shamefully walked back to the car and smoked our spliff to ourselves. but seriously what the fuck if 2 girls came to my door offering me weed i wouldnt shut it down but whatever it was a good idea at least!!!!!
Tues Dec. 21-
Christmas break…Seeing that is the week of Christmas one would think that I would be on my best behaviors so I wouldn’t get any coal from Santa. Well you were wrong. This night I reunited with one of my best girlfriends from high school. I normally only get to see her over the summer or at breaks because she goes to wsu which is on the opposite side of the state. Anyways we went over to my guyfriend Tyler’s house-drink of choice a pack of tall boyz rolling rocks for each of us. We began socially drinking and there wasn’t many people there… people left and it was just us three hanging out. 3 boys showed up, one brought a half gallon and we began playing card games (pyramid!) We intended on going to our other friends house but it never happened. The next think we knew it was 2 am and than we thought it would be a novel idea to go down the street to the Caribbean Casino. Next thing we know we get back to Tyler’s and it’s 4 am. We than smoked and went inside… we were all pretty faded. I wake up and can’t find my phone. First thing I think of is oh shit! what time is it? I then find my phone and its 1PM.. FUCKKKKK I had many missed calls from my parents wondering where I was and why I hadn’t come home that night. My dad met me at my girlfriends house and I was in trouble… and told not to do that again. …. but of course I fell asleep two nights later drunk at my friends 21 run. GAHHHHH winter break. A good way to end the year. New beginnings are a must!
Fri Dec. 3-
…my roommate and her friend visiting (from UW) are both 21… they wanted to go to the bars and coincidentally one of my best girlfriends had just gotten off the phone with me telling me that I could have her old fake ids… I jumped on the gun at the opportunity and of course went and picked the id…. My friend let me use her old “texas” id… we live in washington….i was a little apprehensive but she made it seem like I wouldn’t have any troubles with this fake…. Anywayz myself, my roommate and her friend all started “pre-funking” around 8 o’clock…my drank of choice was 2 blue tilts.. 12% alc. I had polished them off around 9 o’clock and we decided to head down to the barss…..It was now 9:30 which is pretty early to go to the bars… anywho were idiots and went early. The first bar we went into my friends got in right away. The bouncer looked at my id and asked me what street I lived on… I mumbled some bullshit and then he took my “id” and made me write my signature on a piece of cardboard 3 times. My mind was racing with all of the worst possibilities…the bouncer than took my “id” back out and checked the signature on the “id” versus the one I had written down. Obviously they didn’t match and I took the opportunity in front of me and snatched my id back and ran out the door. We later waundered around downtown and went into a bar/restaurant and got a pitcher. It got pretty hazey from there and apparently I was acting obsured. We went home by 11 o’clock next thing I knew I woke up in my bed with blue puke next to me…FUCK another wasted night being wasted.
Wed Nov. 17-
…so I decided not to drink tonight and stay in and then my dear roommate conned me into drinking… i shotguned a beer and then drank a tilt 12% alc and continued to shotgun all night long… at one point of the night i was on my shotgun game and pounded one down…immediatly after i go out front and projectile vomit foamy blue liquid.. i look to my left… great the neighbors were out on there front porch… i bet i looked attractive…i continued to party the night away…didnt smoke…got back home with raven macy and andrew and ate corn dogs and they sat in my warm bed.. night summ..
this morning…hungover as shit…felt like i was in a different realm… hungover world is not real life
